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http://darlinghogwarts.tumblr.com/post/80431006483/so-merlin-was-pretty-much-legendary-in-the

darlinghogwarts:

So, Merlin was pretty much legendary in the Wizarding World. They’d always swear using his name. Do you think that year’s after the Battle of Hogwarts, people start doing the same for war heroes too?

Like “Dumbledore’s beard!”, “Potter’s bloody wand!”, “Oh darn Weasley’s knickers”, “FOR THE SAKE…

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http://brightstarflower.tumblr.com/post/92841977173/muggleborns-getting-to-hogwarts-and-realizing-that

brightstarflower:

muggleborns getting to hogwarts and realizing that there’s no classes for math and science

muggleborns asking older muggleborns for help (because some of those kids wanted to be astronauts and geologists and physicists and they’re not going to give that up just bc they can do magic)

muggleborns…

This pleases my little computer science major heart

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malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

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sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

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gnzfx:

jib—reel:

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

STOP

NOPE I can’t it’s too cute!!

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inquiringcharlie:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

tic-tac-bergerac:

thetasrose:

moonblossom:

hyperactivetardis:

thatdudejoey:

foggu:

teatime-brutality:

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Has anyone seen my virgini-tea?

man this is all insani-tea

this is absurdit-tea

You guys are all having detrimental effects on my sani-tea

Is this reali-tea?

is this just fantas-tea 

Or is it all just Moriar-tea?

this post is now a threat to national securi-tea.

This post has had a negative effect on my abili-tea to function

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

Oh my god I can’t stop laughing at these posts now :D

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for-redheads:

Ginger Animal of the Week

Caracal / Desert Lynx (Caracal caracal)

Photos  |   [1] Caracal by Sandra Metzbauer  |  [2] by Annafur  |  [3]  Tiny little kitten by Andreas Jansrud

Ack the adult cat is so sleek and elegant and ferocious looking and the kitten is trying so hard to look dangerous but ITS SO FLUFFY AND CUTE!!!

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